Saint Nicholas Song

A bit of humor for the Saint who according to legend punched Arius at the Council of Nicaea. Sung to the tune of “Up on the housetop.”

Up at Nicaea, bishops pause –
Arius and Santa Claus!
One claims a time when the Son was not;
One says that’s a heretical thought.
Ho! ho! ho! Who’s gonna go?
Ho! ho! ho! Who’s gonna go?
Off with a right hook, good St. Nick;
down goes the dirty heretic.